That doesn't make it any better

Ran across this list of 24 Things that Are About to become extinct.

24. Yellow Pages | Only good for making stacks of giant, yellow, untouched pages of newsprint.
23. Classified Ads | Maybe those traditional classified ads should consider installing a 'Casual Encounters' section.
22. Movie Rental Stores | Expensive and far away!
21. Dial-up Internet Access | Jeez. dial up is soooooo 1998.
20. Phone Landlines | Not true. Time Warner will totally try to trick you into getting the triple play deal.
19. Chesapeake Bay Blue Crabs | They are blaming this on overfishing, pollution, invasive species and global warming. I am blaming it on the rising popularity of competitive eating sports.
18. VCRs | Ugh, and i JUST bought me a 42" Plasma tv/VCR combo.
17. Ash Trees | Ha!
16. Ham Radio | MMMmmm. Ham....
15. The Swimming Hole
14. Answering Machines | Well, if no one wants a prehistoric landline...then who wants a crusty answering machine?
13. Cameras That Use Film
12. Incandescent Bulbs
11. Stand-Alone Bowling Alleys | Disco Bowling Night. Problem solved.
10. The Milkman | Sorry Milkman, you might as well be a family farm owner.
9. Hand-Written Letters | These aren't going away unless inmates have word processors and printers now.
8. Wild Horses | Oh no! We used to go camping at this placed called Assateague (..i know) Park when I was younger and they were chock full of wild horses. From here on out, i shall devote my time into wild horse sanctuaries.
7. Personal Checks | Checks will still be around so long as my landlord doesn't start direct depositing my rent out of my account.
6. Drive-in Theaters | I would still LOVE to see a movie in a drive in. someone take me. please.
5. Mumps & Measles | Now replaced with gonorrhea and the clap. Sick.
4. Honey Bees | Hopfully the only ones going away are those murderous Africanized ones.
3. News Magazines and TV News | God, i love the internet.
2. Analog TV | DING! fries are done! (...and by fries, i mean analog teevees.)
1. The Family Farm | Sorry Future Farmers of America!

For extra credit reading, you can learn more about these primitive atrocities here.

NOW...here is my list of a few things that SHOULD be extinct or consider being extinct in the near future.

1. Raisins| You shriveled up little shits ruining my cereal, bread pudding and occasional cinnamon rolls. Just go away.
2. People that give the middle finger when they are driving | It. Just. Enrages. Me.
3. When a news story begins with "New Studies show that....." | You're a moron. You're going to die of cancer from whatever thing you just finished doing. Now grab a carafe of red wine, bundle up in your Snuggie and die.
4. Star Trek | Really. What's the point.
5. Homeless animals | Just breaks my heart.
6. Bad Customer Service | I know you hate your job and life. But puh-lease.
7. Mystery the 'The Pick-Up Artist' | LAME.
8. Dudes that adopt the ways of the aforementioned douche bag | Seriously? No...seriously.
9. Paper cuts | Especially from a manila folder!
10. Mosquitoes | I'd personally like to find, meet each and every one of you....then murder you.